If you grew up in the 90s, you know that there were some seriously funny jokes flying around. Here are some of the best ones that you might have missed.
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Jokes from the 90s
The 1990s were a golden age for comedy. From Seinfeld to The Simpsons, there were plenty of jokes to go around. But there were also some jokes that you might’ve missed. Here are a few of our favourites.
Jokes about TV shows from the 90s
Remember when you couldn’t leave the house without a VHS tape of your favorite show? Or when you had to wait all week for a new episode? The 90s were a simpler time, and these jokes about TV shows from the 90s will take you back.
-Seinfeld: What’s the deal with airplanes?
-Friends: How you doin’?
-Full House: Have mercy!
-The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: Yo homes, smell ya later!
-Home Improvement: I don’t think so, Tim!
Jokes about movies from the 90s
Jokes about movies from the 90s:
-Why did the chicken cross the road?
-To get to the other side of the Blockbuster video store.
-What do you call a movie with Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan in it?
-A box office hit!
-What’s Forrest Gump’s favorite candy?
-Reese’s Pieces
Jokes about music from the 90s
What did thedule system from the 90s say to the new millennium? Relax, we’ve got this! What did Vanilla Ice say to Vanilla Coke? Nothing, they just waved. Heard about that new band called Limp Bizkit? Yeah, they’re not all that great. But their kids’ group, Limp Bisket, is amazing! Did you hear about that new rock band called Stone Temple Pilots? Yeah, they’re not all that great. But their kids’ group, Stone Temple Pots, is amazing! I heard there was a new boy band in town called NSYNC. Yeah, they’re not all that great. But their kids’ group, N-Dubs, is amazing!
Jokes about celebrities from the 90s
If you were a fan of late-night talk shows in the ’90s, you might remember some of these jokes about celebrities. David Letterman was known for his top ten lists and often made jokes about celebrities. Jay Leno also made jokes about celebrities on his show.
Jokes about actors from the 90s
Some of the biggest celebrities today got their start in the 90s. Can you believe that some of them are already in their 40s? We’ve compiled a list of jokes about some of your favorite actors from the 90s.
1.Why was Keanu Reeves always looking so sad in the 90s?
Because he realized he would never be as cool as Steve Buscemi.
2.Why did Leonardo DiCaprio only date supermodels in the 90s?
Because he wanted to ensure that his children would be good looking.
3.Why was Johnny Depp divorced from Lori Anne Allison so quickly?
Because she woke up and realized she was married to Tim Burton.
Jokes about actresses from the 90s
Here are some jokes about actresses from the 90s that you might have missed:
-Q: What do you call an actress from the 90s who can’t get work?
A: A has-bean.
-Q: Why did the actress from the 90s cross the road?
A: To get to the audition.
-Q: How does an actress from the 90s stay in shape?
A: By doing a lot of yoga and avoiding carbs.
Jokes about musicians from the 90s
Q: What do you call a musician from the 90s?
A: Nostalgic!
Q: How many musicians from the 90s does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: We don’t know, they’re all too busy doing reunions!
Q: Why did the musician from the 90s cross the road?
A: To get to the other side of being old and irrelevant!
Jokes about politics from the 90s
Jokes about the President from the 90s
Jokes about the President from the 90s
-He’s so dumb, he thinks NAFTA is a San Diego beach community.
-He’s so dumb, he thinks the Star Wars missile defense system is to shoot down advertisements from spaceship.-
-He’s so lazy, he’d sign a law outlawing work.-
-He’s so old, when he was born, the Dead Sea was only sick.-
-He’s so old, his Social Security number is 1.-
-He’s so incompetant, Sparkleberry Bush appointed him to be in charge of FEMA.-
-What do you call a president who can’t keep his promises? George Bush!
Jokes about the First Lady from the 90s
-Q: What’s the difference between Hillary Clinton and a duck?
A: One has a bill, the other has a weapon of mass destruction.
-Q: What’s the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull?
A: Lipstick.
-Q: Why does Hillary want to be buried at sea?
A: Because her husband is thirsting for more power.
Jokes about Congress from the 90s
There were plenty of funny jokes about Congress in the 90s, and here are a few of our favorites:
Q: How many members of Congress does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to do it and one to deny that the first one did it.
Q: How many House members does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Seventeen. One to do it, three to investigate why it needed changing, one to blame previous Congresses for not changing it, one to blame the President, and eleven to campaign for its re-election.
Q: Why is the Capitol building shaped like an upside-down Y?
A: So that when Congress is in session, everyone can see that the government is screwed up!
Jokes about fashion from the 90s
Jokes about clothes from the 90s
Back in the day, fashion was all about big hair, bright colors, and crazy patterns. If you were born in the 90s, then you probably remember some of these fads fondly (or maybe not so fondly).
Here are some jokes about clothes from the 90s that will make you laugh:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side… of my mom’s minivan!
Why did the last fashion trend die out?
Because it was too tight!
What’s a 1990s fashion model’s favorite food?
Anything that can be eaten with a fork… on a runway!
What do you call a 1990s fashion victim?
A walk-in closet!
What are three things you never want to see a 1990s fashion model wear?
A smile, shoes that fit, and clothes!
Jokes about hairstyles from the 90s
There was a lot to joke about when it came to fashion in the 90s. And, some of the funniest jokes were about hairstyles. Here are a few examples:
-What do you call a perm gone wrong? A poodle.
-What do you call a person who is always trying out new hairstyles? A hair styler.
-Why did the woman get a perm? Because she wanted her hair to be permedly straight!
-What do you call a woman with no hair? balding.
Jokes about makeup from the 90s
Remember when everyone was obsessed with having the perfect winged eyeliner? And when blue eyeshadow was all the rage? Here are some jokes about makeup from the 90s that are sure to make you laugh!
-What’s the difference between a duck and a 90s girl?
One of them is flexible and has webbed feet!
-How do you know if a girl is from the 90s?
She’s got too much blue eyeshadow on!
-Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to Sephora!
