Funny 4th of July Jokes for British People

Looking for some funny 4th of July jokes for British people? We’ve got you covered! Check out our collection of jokes that will have you laughing all day long.

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Introduction

Looking for some Fourth of July humor that will make your British friends laugh? Check out our list of the funniest Fourth of July jokes for British people!

A Joke About the Queen

Why did the Queen cross the road?
To get to the other monarchy!

A Joke About the Prime Minister

What do you call the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom on the Fourth of July?

A tourist!

A Joke About the Royal Family

Why did the British queen cross the road?

To get to the other castle!

A Joke About the British Army

Why did the British Army cross the road?

To get to the other side!

A Joke About the British Navy

Why did the British navy sail around the world?

To get to the other side!

A Joke About the British Air Force

Why can’t the British Air Force find where Osama Bin Laden is hiding?
Because they can’t see past their own red, white, and blue!

A Joke About the British Empire

Why did the British Empire collapse?

Because they couldn’t find a decent cup of tea!

A Joke About the British Parliament

Why does the British Parliament always look so serious?

Because they’re all in “high” court!

Conclusion

We hope you enjoyed our roundup of funny 4th of July jokes for British people! If you’re looking for more laughs, check out our other joke collections.

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