Laugh it Up: Funny 40th Birthday Jokes is a site that provides a collection of jokes that can be used for a person’s 40th birthday.
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Jokes about getting old
Turning 40 is a milestone that deserves to be celebrated. And what better way to celebrate than with some funny 40th birthday jokes?
Here are some examples:
How does a woman know she’s turning 40?
-She buys a new pair of glasses and all her wrinkles magically disappear.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
-A widow.
How many middle-aged women does it take to change a light bulb?
-Only one, but it really gets on her nerves that it takes so long.
Why don’t middle-aged women mind their own business?
– Because no one else wants to hear about our aches and pains.
What is the best way to describe a middle-aged woman’s body?
– Like an overstuffed hotel mattress…you can still bounce on it, but it’s not quite as firm as it used to be.
Jokes about being over the hill
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side… of the hill!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side of the pond!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To get to the other side of 40!
What do you call a 40 year old man who can still run around like a kid?
A couch potato!
Jokes about wrinkles and gray hair
“Don’t worry,gray hair only happen to people who have lived a long and happy life.”
“Age is just a number…but wrinkles are a sign of wisdom!”
“Don’t worry, wrinkles only happen to people who have lived a long and happy life.”
Jokes about retirement
Q: What do you call a person who is never really sure if they’re retired or not?
A: A Consultant.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the retirement home!
Q: How many retirees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A1: Only one, but it takes him all afternoon.
A2: We don’t know…it hasn’t happened yet!
Jokes about memory loss
Why did the man forget his wedding anniversary?
Because he forgot his wife’s birthday!
Why did the woman forget her husband’s birthday?
Because she forgot what day it was!
Why did the man forget where he lived?
Because he forgot where he put his keys!
Why did the woman forget her own name?
Because she forgot who she was!
