It’s your 21st birthday, and that means it’s time to party! Here are 21 hilarious jokes to help you celebrate your special day.
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Jokes about being 21
What’s the best part about being 21?
There are so many things to look forward to: being able to legally drink, go to clubs, and gamble. But the best part is finally being able to rent a car!
Jokes about alcohol
1. I’m not saying that I don’t drink, but I can sober up whenever I want to.
2. I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a drunkard. There’s a difference.
3. I don’t have a drinking problem, I have a personality problem.
4. I was born to drink whiskey and smoke cigars.
5. If you drink too much alcohol, you might end up in the hospital. If you drink too much water, you’ll drown.
6. Alcohol is the answer, but sometimes it takes a few tries to get the question right.
7. Too much alcohol is never enough.
8. I only drink on days that end in “y.”
9 .My drinking team has a bowling problem.
10 .I’m not an alcoholic, but my drinking is getting out of hand!
Jokes about being legal
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Q: Why did the mosquito cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Q: Why did the banana cross the road?
A: Because he was sick of being mashed!
Jokes about being an adult
adulthood. It’s not all it’s cracked up to be, is it? You’re supposed to have your life together, but let’s be real — most of us are just figuring it out as we go along. If you’re in need of a good laugh (and who isn’t these days?), these 21 jokes about being an adult will do the trick.
Jokes about being an adult:
1. I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.
2. I wish sleep was a Witch so I could put a spell on it and make it come to me.
3. I don’t need anger management, I need people to stop being stupid.
4. Adults are just outdated children.
5. My greatest fear is that someday I will become my mother…
6. Clothes don’t make the man, but they do make the man look better than he actually is…
7. Human interaction has been proven to be crucial for mental and physical health, but sometimes I just wanna hide under a rock until everyone forgets my name…
8. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand…
9. Life is too short to waste time on things that don’t matter…
10. If you can stay positive in a negative situation, you win…
11. The only places adults feel truly themselves are at work and at the gym…
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Jokes about being responsible
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side!
