Looking for a good laugh? Check out our roundup of the funniest 2016 election jokes. From Hillary Clinton to Donald Trump, we’ve got all the bases covered.
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It’s been a long and grueling election season, but now it’s finally over. And what better way to celebrate the end of this election than by looking back at all the jokes that were made throughout the campaign? Here are some of the funniest 2016 election jokes.
The Donald Trump Jokes
-What’s the difference between a wet Racecar and Donald Trump?
One’s a slick change artist, and the other’s a racecar.
-Why can’t Hillary emails be deleted?
Because like herpes, they’re always there.
Why is Trump like a condom?
Because he’s not really there for you, he just makes you feel better about yourself.
What does ISIS and Donald Trump have in common?
Both have momentum but are going in the wrong direction.
The Hillary Clinton Jokes
A selection of the best jokes about Hillary Clinton from the 2016 U.S. Presidential Election.
-Why won’t Hillary Clinton release her emails? – Because she can’t find the ‘delete’ button.
-How many Clintons does it take to screw in a light bulb? – Just one… but it takes a whole village to get her out of bed in the morning.
-What’s the difference between Hillary Clinton and a vampire? – A vampire only sucks blood at night.
The Bernie Sanders Jokes
Bernie Sanders may not be the frontrunner for the Democratic nomination, but he has definitely been the source of some of the best jokes during this election cycle. Here are some of our favorites:
“I’m not going to tell you how old I am, but I got a Social Security card when I was 14.”
“The Pope is a socialist. Do you know what that means? The Pope is Jewish.”
“I have 10 grandchildren. None of them live in Iowa or New Hampshire.”
“I think it would be a good idea if we had a trade agreement with Canada. They have a lot of oil, they have a lot of timber, they have great workers.”
“You know, it’s easy to be cynical and to say, ‘Oh, nothing will ever change.’ But if we stand up and fight back and demand something different, change will happen.”
The 2016 election was a roller coaster. It was a race between the first female nominee of a major party, and a businessman with no political experience. It was a race that had more twists and turns than anyone could have predicted. And, in the end, it was a race that left many people feeling scared, worried, and uncertain about the future. But, amidst all of the darkness, there were also a lot of moments that made people laugh.
The Donald Trump Reactions
as the election neared, the sense of humorists became more specific in their targets, and many of the jokes were about then-candidate Donald Trump. These are some of the funniest jokes that skewered Trump during the 2016 election.
“I was going to vote for Donald Trump, but then I found out he doesn’t like reading books. I read a lot of books. I’m not voting for him.” -Jimmy Fallon
“If Donald Trump becomes president, that will be the end of the Republican Party. I’m telling you, it’s over. He’s already driven Chris Christie out of traffic.” –Jimmy Kimmel
“Trump wants to do away with gun-free zones. You know what else he wants to do away with? Sanctity of marriage, freedom of religion, birth certificates.” –Seth Meyers
“Over the weekend, Donald Trump said that he would ‘100 percent’ open up libel laws if he becomes president so he can sue reporters who write mean things about him. Even reporters were like, ‘Dude, we already make stuff up about you.'” –Conan O’Brien
“I read that seven in 10 Americans believe Donald Trump does not have the temperament to be president. The other three are like, ‘Oh my God, he might be president!'” –Jimmy Fallon
The Hillary Clinton Reactions
As the 2016 election came to an end, people all over the world were feeling a range of emotions. Some were elated, some were relieved, and some were fearful of what the future might hold. But no matter what their individual emotional states may have been, almost everyone could agree on one thing: the election was a roller coaster ride from start to finish.
One of the most common reactions we saw to the election was disbelief. After all, it’s not every day that a reality TV star with no political experience becomes the leader of the free world. Many people simply couldn’t believe that this was happening.
Another common reaction was fear. Given all of the campaign rhetoric about Muslims, immigrants, and minorities, some people were legitimately afraid for themselves and their loved ones. There was a sense that things could get very ugly very quickly under President Trump.
Of course, not everyone was despairing over the election results. Many Trump supporters were thrilled that their candidate had won and eager to see what he would do in office. They saw the election as a victory for “real America” and felt that finally their voices had been heard.
No matter what your reaction to the 2016 election may have been, there’s one thing we can all agree on: it’s going to be an interesting four years…
The Bernie Sanders Reactions
The Bernie Sanders Reactions refers to the various and often humorous ways in which people have reacted to United States Senator from Vermont Bernie Sanders since he announced his candidacy for the Democratic Party’s nomination for President of the United States in 2015. The reactions have been largely positive, with many people lauding Sanders for his honesty and integrity, while others have made jokes about his appearance or mannerisms.
And so, the election of 2016 has come to an end. It has been a long, arduous process, and we are all ready for a break. But before we do, let’s take a moment to look back at some of the funniest jokes that came out of this election cycle.
-When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you Donald Trump, make comedy.
-I’m not saying that I don’t like Donald Trump, I’m just saying that if he were on fire and I had a bucket of water, I would probably just drink the water.
-Donald Trump is like diabetes; if you don’t keep an eye on him, he will kill you.
-Donald Trump is like a fart; if you hold him in too long, you’ll get a headache.