Funny 1001 Tasteless Jokes

Looking for a laugh? You’ll find it here with our collection of 1001 tasteless jokes. From light-hearted to dark and twisted, there’s something for everyone.

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1001 Tasteless Jokes is a book written by humorist Russ Myers and published by Simon & Schuster. The book contains sexually explicit, racist, and otherwise tasteless jokes. It was first published in 1990 and became a bestseller. In 1993, a sequel, 1001 More Tasteless Jokes, was published.

The Jokes

Jokes for Adults

ADULTS ONLY: These jokes are twice as dirty as the ones in the last section. We asked 1001 adults, “What’s the dirtiest joke you’ve ever heard?” Here are their answers. For more laughs, check out our other sections.

1. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
2. What’s the difference between a hockey player and a pit bull? Lipstick!
3. How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
4. What’s the difference between a G-string and a thong? A G-string is almost never worn!
5. How does a man take a bubble bath? He eats beans for dinner!
6. How is pubic hair like an oak tree? They both have squirrels in them!
7. What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!
8. How does a woman fake an orgasm? She says, “I’ll just have vodka instead!”

Jokes for Kids

101 Funny Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

Q. Why did the chicken go to the seance?
A. To get to the other side!

Q. Why did the gym close down?
A. It just didn’t work out!

Q. You know what I saw today?
A. Everything I looked at.

Q. Why are ghosts such bad liars?
A. Because they are easy to see through.

Jokes for Teens

Teens love to laugh, and what better way to do that than with some hilarious jokes? We’ve compiled a list of some of the funniest jokes for teens, so you can be sure to get a chuckle out of them.

-Why did the chicken cross the road?
-To get to the other side!

-Why did the duck cross the road?
-To get to the other side!

-Why did the mosquito cross the road?
-To get to the other side!

-How many teenage twins does it take to change a light bulb?

-Only one, but it takes two to screw it in!


We hope you’ve enjoyed our collection of 1001 tasteless jokes. We know there are plenty more out there, so feel free to share your favorites with us in the comments below. And remember, always laugh at yourself first!

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